Can't we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we are doing? Why don't they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the menu?
Jerry Seinfeld - Wine

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Jerry Seinfeld - Man - Woman - Freedom

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Jerry Seinfeld - People - Books - Thinking

See also Jerry Seinfeld Biography