The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
Robin Williams - Funny - Political

People say satire is dead. It's not dead. It's alive and living in the White House.
Robin Williams - Funny - Political - Death

Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
Robin Williams - Funny - Political

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every twenty eight days.
Robin Williams - Funny - Woman - War

They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision.. you either go all the way or forget it.
Robin Williams - Funny - War

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Robin Williams - Money - Drugs - God

On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.
Robin Williams - Funny - Freedom

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin Williams - Funny - Crazy

First of all, if you come home to your house and you have no furniture and cats going, 'I'm out of here, prick!', warning. Number two: If you have this dream where you're doing cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep and your doing cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep, and you wake up and you're doing cocaine, BINGO! Number three: if on your tax form it says, '$50 thousand for snacks,' MAY-DAY!
Robin Williams - Funny - Drugs - Dreams

God gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams - Funny - Man - God

See also Robin Williams Biography