I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way
happened that night.
Halle
Berry - Funny
- Sex
When I was doing "Six
Feet Under", people would come over and be all sympathetic
towards me. Now, (playing the role of Dexter)
they just look terrified and walk away.
Michael
C. Hall - Funny
- Acting
- Sympathy
- Judgement
- Fear
- Killer
The only thing about comedy is that it's either an all or one
proposition. It's either funny or it's dead.
Edward
Norton - Funny
- Dead
When you
create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein
looked like that?
Robin
Williams - Funny
- Creative
The Statue
of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and
yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
Robin
Williams - Funny
- Political
People say
satire is dead. It's not dead. It's alive and living in the
White House.
Robin
Williams - Funny
- Political
- Death
Politics:
“Poli” a Latin word meaning "many" and "tics"
meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
Robin
Williams - Funny
- Political
If women
ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations
every twenty eight days.
Robin
Williams - Funny
- Woman
- War
They're
talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like
talking about partial circumcision.. you either go all the way
or forget it.
Robin
Williams - Funny
- War
On stage
you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and
did any place else, you'd be arrested.
Robin
Williams - Funny
- Freedom
You're only
given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin
Williams - Funny
- Crazy
First of
all, if you come home to your house and you have no furniture
and cats going, 'I'm out of here, prick!', warning. Number two:
If you have this dream where you're doing cocaine in your sleep
and you can't fall asleep and your doing cocaine in your sleep
and you can't fall asleep, and you wake up and you're doing
cocaine, BINGO! Number three: if on your tax form it says, '$50
thousand for snacks,' MAY-DAY!
Robin
Williams - Funny
- Drugs
- Dreams
God gave
men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at
a time.
Robin
Williams - Funny
- Man
- God
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