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I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.
Halle Berry - Funny - Sex


Researchers tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
Jimmy Fallon -
Drugs - Marijuana - Medicine - Pain - Funny

When I was doing "Six Feet Under", people would come over and be all sympathetic towards me. Now, (playing the role of Dexter) they just look terrified and walk away.
Michael C. Hall -
Funny - Acting - Sympathy - Judgement - Fear - Killer

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.
Bill Maher -
Drugs - Marijuana - Marriage - Medicine - Gay - Funny

The only thing about comedy is that it's either an all or one proposition. It's either funny or it's dead.
Edward Norton - Funny - Dead - Comedy


Here's the point.. you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's going to want to work?
Jon Stewart -
Drugs - Marijuana - Work - Action - Funny

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?
Robin Williams -
Funny - Creative

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
Robin Williams -
Funny - Political

People say satire is dead. It's not dead. It's alive and living in the White House.
Robin Williams -
Funny - Political - Death

Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
Robin Williams -
Funny - Political

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every twenty eight days.
Robin Williams -
Funny - Woman - War

They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision.. you either go all the way or forget it.
Robin Williams -
Funny - War

On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.
Robin Williams -
Funny - Freedom

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin Williams -
Funny - Crazy

First of all, if you come home to your house and you have no furniture and cats going, 'I'm out of here, prick!', warning. Number two: If you have this dream where you're doing cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep and your doing cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep, and you wake up and you're doing cocaine, BINGO! Number three: if on your tax form it says, '$50 thousand for snacks,' MAY-DAY!
Robin Williams -
Funny - Drugs - Dreams

God gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams -
Funny - Man - God


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